Category Archives: Rants

The Fresh Ones are out of Crisp Marketing Ideas, and Rotten with Righteous Indignation.

“Grind me, bathe me in hot steamy water and moisten me with cream if you must. Have it your way, any way, a mouthful of my beans will leave you in ecstasy.”

If I told you that I found the above tagline on a bottle of warming lubricant or a pack of condoms, you would probably believe me, but you would be wrong. This poorly punctuated (and terribly written) description actually comes from the Facebook business page of Perth based coffee company ‘Fresh One.’  Continue reading

The Conspiracy of Conspiracies.

I’d like to talk about conspiracy theories. What about conspiracy theories? Everyone likes a good conspiracy theory, you included; Kennedy, moon landings, American’s flying planes into their own buildings to get more military funding. Good stuff, all good stuff. But there comes a point doesn’t there? Continue reading

Hold Please!

Banks, Insurance and telecommunications companies; hospitals and even doctor’s surgeries. From Boston to Budapest, Sydney to St Petersburg, suicide inducing hold music is increasing the blood pressures of even the most tolerant human beings. Continue reading